Dear John

I am currently in the middle of the most ridiculous assignment I have possibly ever had. Lemme explain it to you:

1. Pick a word that has 2 meanings.


2. Pick 2 audiences.


3. Now, describe the audiences.


4. Pick 1 of the meanings to define to the 2 audiences.


5. Oh wait, the descriptions must be a paragraph long, or 5 lines.


6. And, the 2 different definitions of the 1 word to the 2 described audiences, must be 2-3 pages long, each.


7. And remember that the 2 different definitions are of the same 1 meaning.


8. And then write a memo telling about the experience.


9. Seriously??