9 Months 'Til My Birthday

So here's a story I've been saving up for awhile. Last Sunday at church a boy, who may or may not have been dating one of my friends came in, and sat down with a girl that may or may not have been said friend. This girl also may or may not have been as pretty as my friend that may or may not have dated this kid. This kid may or may not have moved to school and didn't even break up with this friend and may or may not have immediately started dating someone that may or may not have been this other girl. So I may or may not have sent my friend a text that said something like "you may or may not be 100 times prettier than that girl" (the girl that may or may not be dating that boy). But you see, I may or may not have gotten a "smart" phone for Christmas, which actually isn't that smart at all. So when I meant to send it to her cell phone (where else would she read this text) the phone may or may not have sent it to her home phone number. HOUSES CAN'T RECEIVE TEXT MESSAGES! or so we all thought.....

This text that was sent to her house may or may not have been answered by her mother, who may or may not have been slightly creeped out by this weird voice telling her that she was 100 times prettier than the other girl. So the mother may or may not have written down my number in case there was a need to investigate.

And as a result to this, I may or may not have started deleting all home phone numbers in my phone to rid of the chance of anything like this happening again.