Wednesday, December 1, 2010

True Story

Once upon a time a girl sat in a McDonald's eating some hotcakes before she had to get to work. As she ate she read Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. She looked at the time and decided she could head to work now, she wouldn't be too early and her tummy was now full. As she walked to the garbage she heard something, "Excuse me miss, what are you studying?" "Oh, I'm just reading Harry Potter," she said hurriedly to the older Mexican man, she then saw that he was reading something, so to be polite, she returned the question. the book was How To Prosper in Life or something, he showed her the front cover, "I'm going to be rich," he replied with a slightly creepy smile, "That's great!" the girl said as she started to walk away. "What's your name?" he asked, so many questions, she thought. "My name is Kamille." "Kamille, Kamille, I've never heard that name before." Because you are Mexican, she thought, but once again politely said with a smile, "Oh, really?" "Do you come here often?" he asked, "Nope, never, I just had some time before work," she said nervously. "Where do you work Kamille?" "Just a place." Good one Kamille. "Where is this place?" Now the girl was slightly freaking out, "Um...on the other side of the freeway, oh look at the time, I better be on my way," she said has she started to walk to the door, yet again. "Where can I see you again Kamille?" the man said as he stood up. "I don't know, bye!" she said quickly then ran to her car, hopped in, and drove away as fast as legally possible.


  1. Hahaha how could I ever forget that story...CLASSIC.

  2. Weird kamille...when did this happen? And I love your love affair with Harry.