- picking up orders from gay men once a week
- falling into the bushes
- driving down 2100 S. around 10:30 to see the man in full tribal wear
- scaring the boss
- opening the bathroom door, wind picking up my map, map falling directly into the toilet (it really happened)
- driving to provo 2+ times a week
- recieving a "good luck" cake
- finding prizes (aka used band-aids, key chains, razor blades, freaky chinese bugs) in the boxes of envelopes from china
- my hands turning blue from said envelopes
- trying to rid of old mexican man at mickey d's wanting to see me again
- unusually large amounts of asians on roads occasionally
Now you're all wishing you had my job right?
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